Monday, June 26, 2017

Doggie Enemy Number One At Large

Dog Bureau of Investigation Declared a Nation Wide Alert for Baby Face Rufus! 

 Baby Face Rufus, a doggie bank robber was declared public enemy number one today.  Dogis was given the nickname Baby Face due to his youthful appearance and small stature, although few dare call him "Baby Face" to his face. His doggie associates call him "Dimmy".
At the age of seven, Rufua was arrested after shooting a playmate in the jaw with a pistol he had found. He served over a year in the state reformatory.  Arrested again for theft and joyriding at the age of 13, he was sent to a penal school. Rufus then became gang-affiliated during his mid-teens and immediately became the leader of the gang.
Rufus is responsible for killing more DBI agents in the line of duty  than any other doggie.  As doggie enemy number one loose on the public, I for one hope that the DBI do there job and bring him in to pay for his crimes very soon.
~Tootsie Pop

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